Do you think I hate rich people? Ohmygawd, no. I went to boarding school, for genius’s sake. I hung out with “debs:” girls who were “coming out” and had personal assistants for their cotillion shopping. How could I hate rich people when I WAS a rich people?
That all being said: there are RULES. They are called: CBW’s Rules For Being a Rich Person Who Doesn’t Bore Her. The rules are Very Complicated. So I made you a flow chart.