Stupid Things I Do In The Shower

I’m not sure who told me that experts recommend washing your bras in the shower. I think it was my sister, who didn’t say it was a very good method, so I’ve always avoided it. JUST KIDDING! I “avoided” it it because I didn’t have any bras worth taking special care of! See here for more information.

I could tell my brand new, “high hold” sports bra could use a wash and I didn’t have any Woolite in the house (any woman who grew up in the 1970s knows that Woolite is what you use  to safely clean all your fine washables). So, I decide to go for the shower.

First of all, washing your bra in the shower is one of the best ways to crack yourself up, because no woman has been that unerotically “felt up” since Jon Hamm felt up Kristin Wiig in Bridesmaids. And then, when you think of that hilarious scene, you laugh all over again.

So, if you’ve been looking for a good laugh in the shower,  I highly recommend doing this stupid thing.

Ooooo..for synthetics!
Ooooo..for synthetics!

Talk to me, people!