Stupid One-Sentence Thoughts I Think of in the Shower — Part II

If I were an alien and this morning I landed on Earth in New England, I’d say, “Wow, the skies are such a beautiful blue, but holy fucking shit it is really fucking cold here!!” but I would say it my special alien telepathic language, so that only the other aliens on my ship could hear me, and then I would ask to get picked up — STAT.

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