The only thing you ever see in movies and television shows about perimenopause is the hot flashes. Well, I don’t even HAVE hot flashes. There is so much more that goes on with perimenopause that I want to tell you about, so women everywhere will know what to expect. Here are answers to some common questions about perimenopausal symptoms.
During perimenopause, do you put on weight?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO
Do depression and anxiety increase during perimenopause?
YOUR QUESTIONS ARE LIKE A GATEWAY DRUG TO ME PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.
Do you experience increased vaginal or urinary infections?
I HATE YOU, YOUR CHILDREN AND WHAT WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME **THEIR** CHILDREN.
Do your raging hormones make you more irritable?
PERIMENOPAUSAL CATHERINE BARDAGY WINCHILD GOES TO 11 **VERY** QUICKLY.