There are many six-word strings that will make you the scourge of the earth in my mind. Some examples: I voted for Donald J. Trump. Republicans have really evolved over time. Cath, fly my cat to England. But, the six words you should NEVER … EVER … NEVER […]
My daughter is home. She attends an online public charter school (wrap your head around that one), sanctioned by the state of Oregon. How did we get here? Well, my daughter’s science teacher was covering evolution and global warming and her school required vaccinations, so I finally said: […]
Oh, the password. We all know what we’re supposed to do. But we never DO it. I used to keep my passwords on a text file on my laptop. Then, in January of 2016, some guys from India, WHOM I HAD CALLED THINKING I WAS CALLING DELL COMPUTERS, […]
I have been doing unpaid work for a year now. For most of that time, my people have found this to be quite useful. I organized two moves in one year, I make a lot of customized meals for some VERY high-maintenance dietary regimens, and I serve as […]
In no particular order … I don’t have to care what anyone thinks. If someone is mad at me, it’s their job to say so. I don’t have to guess and investigate. If someone is mad at me, I am not a bad person. If your mom is […]
I know … I know. Shiksa doesn’t rhyme with Passover the same wonderful way that Shiksa at a Bat Mitzvah did. Oh well. Here are my 10 Signs You’re a Shiksa Preparing for Passoverka: When writing your shopping list for the Seder, you pull out the Jewish holiday cookbook that your […]
Some of you know that I’m another one of those assholes writing a book. But what you may not know is that authors don’t get to just sit in their “woman lofts” [1] and write funny words that get turned into hilarious sentences, but that we are also required to MARKET our books. […]
