In no particular order … I don’t have to care what anyone thinks. If someone is mad at me, it’s their job to say so. I don’t have to guess and investigate. If someone is mad at me, I am not a bad person. If your mom is […]
I know … I know. Shiksa doesn’t rhyme with Passover the same wonderful way that Shiksa at a Bat Mitzvah did. Oh well. Here are my 10 Signs You’re a Shiksa Preparing for Passoverka: When writing your shopping list for the Seder, you pull out the Jewish holiday cookbook that your […]
Some of you know that I’m another one of those assholes writing a book. But what you may not know is that authors don’t get to just sit in their “woman lofts”  and write funny words that get turned into hilarious sentences, but that we are also required to MARKET our books. […]
I am stating for the record that I’ve already had too many conversations for one lifetime about whether women should wear underwear to bed and also when NOT to wear underwear under their clothing. Apparently, if you are short and wearing tight leggings, you must go wedgie-free. GOOD GAWD, […]
Zen is so HARD! Here is some “Zen,” for the rest of us. Well, okay, for me.
When you grow up with a mentally ill mother, you don’t know she’s mentally ill. You just think she’s kinda different. But David Letterman? He figured out my mom was a complete nut job within three minutes of meeting her. Yes! My mom met David Letterman! Here’s how the […]
Yo, parents! There’s a calling for more laid-back parenting out there in the ether and WE’D BETTER LISTEN UP! First I read this op-ed piece in the NY Times and then I saw this online article’s headline: What Would My Mom Do? (Drink Tab and Lock Us Outside) I’ve been avoiding parenting […]