What I Ask the Universe For In My Darkest Moments

Dear Universe, I know I’ve already asked to be paid for my humor writing, and I want to thank you in advance for that, because I KNOW It’s Just A Matter of Time before that all happens. But I was wondering if I could also add PERSONAL CHEF to my list of requests. I know it’s a […]

Buying a Car is Like Dating and I GUARANTEE You’ll Lose 10 Pounds

NO ONE can guarantee that you’ll lose 10 pounds. That’s ALL YOU. I’m just trying to write things that break through the internet noise, creating titles that have as much appeal as a stoned cat video (NOTE: I have never seen a stoned cat video.) ((Please don’t send me links to stoned cat videos.)) My husband has […]