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Wetting my pants since 2011

Category: shower series

May 7, 2014July 28, 2015

Stupid Things I Do In The Shower

I’m not sure who told me that experts recommend washing your bras in the shower. I think it was my sister, who didn’t say it was a very good method, so I’ve always avoided it. JUST KIDDING! I “avoided” it it because I didn’t have any bras worth taking special care of! See here for […]

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April 28, 2014July 28, 2015

Stupid One-Sentence Thoughts I Think of In the Shower — Part III

I guess none of the other women I knew in high school are going through peri-menopause, because they never post on Facebook about their irregular periods, night sweats, mood swings, nausea or weight gain.

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April 24, 2014July 28, 2015

Stupid One-Sentence Thoughts I Think of in the Middle-of-the-Night

I can’t remember because it was the middle of the night (but it was definitely funny).

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April 17, 2014July 28, 2015

Stupid One-Sentence Thoughts I Think of in the Shower — Part II

If I were an alien and this morning I landed on Earth in New England, I’d say, “Wow, the skies are such a beautiful blue, but holy fucking shit it is really fucking cold here!!” but I would say it my special alien telepathic language, so that only the other aliens on my ship could […]

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April 12, 2014July 28, 2015

Stupid One-Sentence Thoughts I Think of in the Shower — Part I

If I were in a classroom at a college right now and everyone in class was working on their taxes, I’d ask the professor if we could go outside, because it’s such a beautiful day, and the professor would let us, but after we all got outside I’d say, “This is so annoying because the […]

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