I’m not sure who told me that experts recommend washing your bras in the shower. I think it was my sister, who didn’t say it was a very good method, so I’ve always avoided it. JUST KIDDING! I “avoided” it it because I didn’t have any bras worth […]
I guess none of the other women I knew in high school are going through peri-menopause, because they never post on Facebook about their irregular periods, night sweats, mood swings, nausea or weight gain.
I can’t remember because it was the middle of the night (but it was definitely funny).
If I were an alien and this morning I landed on Earth in New England, I’d say, “Wow, the skies are such a beautiful blue, but holy fucking shit it is really fucking cold here!!” but I would say it my special alien telepathic language, so that only […]
If I were in a classroom at a college right now and everyone in class was working on their taxes, I’d ask the professor if we could go outside, because it’s such a beautiful day, and the professor would let us, but after we all got outside I’d […]