There is nothing quite like hearing a person talk on their cell phone in a public setting. In that instant, I can never quite think of the perfect thing to say or do to make them realize how Completely Annoying They Are. Now, I have created the perfect tool. Simply play the video below when […]
Category: the whole thing with me & cell phones
Cell Phone Shopping — Day One
VERIZON GUY: That cell phone will be $60/month. That’s the cheapest we have. ME: Can’t you do any kind of bundling to make it cheaper? We use Verizon for our land line and our internet access at home. VG: We can install this wireless phone capability that will make all the phones in your home […]
Competitions for My Love As I Attempt to Purchase a Cell Phone
Today I am holding five competitions for MY LOVE. CBW love is nothing to scoff at. You will receive earnest birthday wishes signed with X’s and O’s and also declarations of your awesomeness in CAPITAL LETTERS. I will be linking these competitions to my new cell phone acquisition, which I hope to be live videotaping […]
Some Things that People Have Said and Done After I Was Told I Had to Buy a Cell Phone
When you announce to the world that your family is FORCING you to buy a cell phone, you start to hear from EVERYBODY about how much they LOVE their own. It’s sorta like getting pregnant for the first time, when all the moms tell you hundreds of neat things you can look forward to about […]
Why I Don’t Own a Cell Phone
A good friend once suggested I write a post about why I don’t own a cell phone and call it, “Where are you?” because every time I call someone on their cell phone, I always start by asking where they are, because, frankly, they could be anywhere.* So, why don’t I own a cell phone? […]
