Competitions for My Love As I Attempt to Purchase a Cell Phone

Today I am holding five competitions for MY LOVE. CBW love is nothing to scoff at. You will receive earnest birthday wishes signed with X’s and O’s and also declarations of your awesomeness in CAPITAL LETTERS. I will be linking these competitions to my new cell phone acquisition, which I hope to be live videotaping […]

Why I Don’t Own a Cell Phone

A good friend once suggested I write a post about why I don’t own a cell phone and call it, “Where are you?” because every time I call someone on their cell phone, I always start by asking where they are, because, frankly, they could be anywhere.* So, why don’t I own a cell phone? […]