Zen is so HARD! Here is some “Zen,” for the rest of us. Well, okay, for me.
When you grow up with a mentally ill mother, you don’t know she’s mentally ill. You just think she’s kinda different. But David Letterman? He figured out my mom was a complete nut job within three minutes of meeting her. Yes! My mom met David Letterman! Here’s how the […]
Uhg! Is that how you spell uhg? It’s not Ugg, like the boot. I think it has an H. Anyway! I’m writing because i’m so mad at our neighbors right now. They put all their leaves in a HUGE pile right next to our property line and I asked Karen, […]
I’m only putting words here so that when I link to this on Facebook, you’ll see that it’s a blog piece and not just a single image. Enjoy!
Yo, parents! There’s a calling for more laid-back parenting out there in the ether and WE’D BETTER LISTEN UP! First I read this op-ed piece in the NY Times and then I saw this online article’s headline: What Would My Mom Do? (Drink Tab and Lock Us Outside) I’ve been avoiding parenting […]
I’m making a series of graphics about my near-death experiences with the local drivers, in the hopes that they can be used as Public Service Announcements (with Swear Words) about bad driving or — possibly — to highlight overly dramatic RESPONSES. I’ve included my first two graphics in this blog post (one […]
My calling for the Apocalypse is to be the first person killed. Possibly by my own people. So, for example, during the Apocalypse, after some of the adults have run into the Kwik-E-Mart and stolen all the candy bars for food, I’ll be like, “Are you fucking kidding me? You […]