How to Look Sexy In Low Rise Jeans

Let me start with a humble request. Please tell me who invented the low rise jean. Was it someone who wanted anorexic women to have more frequent urinary tract infections? I am not judging you for wearing them. I WEAR THEM. I wear them because somehow I managed to convince myself that they made my ass […]

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Woman When She Put On Her Bathing Suit — I Can’t Stop Laughing

First of all, what happened to THIS  woman when she put on her bathing suit wasn’t THAT funny, I just wanted to give The Internet a little “fuck you” for all the videos with these kinds of titles that have FORCED ME to watch endless minutes of dogs, cats and grandmothers online. That said… Last […]

Shopping for My Breasts

Those of you who know me well know that I’ve been bra shopping — on and off — for, like…I don’t know…the last year? Two years? It’s been so long, I’ve lost track. Over those years I’ve had probably five packages containing 5-bras a piece delivered for in-home fittings. Trying them on at home was […]