I’ve had this post in my head for a few days now. Then, the other night, I watched Demitri Martin’s new Netflix special. He tells tells a very funny joke that goes something like this: Correcting someone’s grammar is an excellent form of birth control. I laughed. Being corrected — […]
What the hotel did the Comic Sans font ever do to us?! My GAWD! The hostility after that one McSweeney’s article about how ridiculous the font is. I’m sorry that the people who use Comic Sans font did not go to the School Of Cool Fucking Fonts. There are about […]
The other day, Rhode Island experienced a storm that contained something called a macro burst. The damage caused by this storm had not been seen since — wait for it — 2011! Yes, this severe damage happened FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO (There is no climate change…there is no […]
Some of you know that I’m another one of those assholes writing a book. But what you may not know is that authors don’t get to just sit in their “woman lofts”  and write funny words that get turned into hilarious sentences, but that we are also required to MARKET our books. […]
I am stating for the record that I’ve already had too many conversations for one lifetime about whether women should wear underwear to bed and also when NOT to wear underwear under their clothing. Apparently, if you are short and wearing tight leggings, you must go wedgie-free. GOOD GAWD, […]
You know the drill. Someone says something completely obnoxious to you and anywhere from 24-hours to 10-years later, you realize how mean it was. Then — of course– you finally come up with the perfect comeback. I’m of the belief that the perfect comeback is typically: FUCK YOU! Today I list all […]
Zen is so HARD! Here is some “Zen,” for the rest of us. Well, okay, for me.