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Where Are You Going?

I recently took 8 flights. That’s 8, as in: E-I-G-H-T. This time, I managed to make every connection. Thank you. Thank you very much. Also, on every one of these flights, I wondered where all the people were going. Seriously! Why are all these people flying to Oregon the first […]

You Know the Story

You know the story… Woman meets psychiatrist. Psychiatrist medicates woman. Woman loves everybody. Woman goes through menopause. Woman realizes that Stepford Wives, RI drivers and entitled douchebags are still ridiculously annoying. Woman hopes someone will punch her the next time she says she “loves everybody.” Woman puts on […]

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